Five minutes after I awoke this morning I was forced to battle an evil spider lord trying to dominate my kitchen.
Since my husband was in his porcelain library, I had no choice but to go to war myself. If it had been any other room in the house, I would have hid, cowering, but the kitchen is MY domain and I will NOT allow any invaders!
I was victorious!
So now I sit, shaken but triumphant, with my first cup of coffee, knowing that completing the chapter I’m working on will be a breeze compared to my early morning battle to the death.
—Daisy, Spider Slayer Extraordinaire